Pretty sure that was a different guy. Both had giant dongs they could part water with, but the Red Sea was definitely Moses.

Okay but where’s the line between “unbroken eye contact to signal attention and interest” and just being a creepy stalker?

Everyone’s laughing at her shitty ability to make a nest, but I’m incredibly impressed she managed to weave an entire fucking doormat!

We’ve been sharing this one

Yeah it blew me away too. I had thought I’d heard a b sound a few times while talking to people but it wasn’t until someone sent in their device with a note attached that I realized it was a real thing. I’ve seen it a few more times since then (email, etc)

Nice half-trunk there, Astra.

Yeah well he’s got a bigger one than you.

Wait, who are we supposed to make fun of again?

At work I see more and more people call their computers “labtops” instead of “laptops”. A Michael wave doesn’t surprise me.

When one side is committing genocide and the other side wants no genocide, you don’t pick the middle and support half-genocide.