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4 days agoWho keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?
Who keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?
Well, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama.
I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart fire a lot.
On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.
Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time…
… I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.
Yeah, if they don’t keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them…