I like nerds, too. OP is the one who hates nerds.

Nerd

Dude. Dude? Dude! Dude…

Sensible spending

It would take forever to chew

I didn’t complain.

Wut? Asunder?

The Party Time Zone

I can smell when it’s going to snow.

Whoa. Thanks all!

Are folks able to replace the fuses without exposing live parts? I totally get the safety angle.

Possibly due to wind speeds and structural inadequacy.

So that switch will trip like a breaker?

We’re here, frantically paddling to keep up.

Darn it. I’m leaving it

I wonder who’s birthday?!

Can’t have sex with it either.

Can we get a gif where she blinks every ten seconds?

Have you tried changing the filters?

But Poirot loves to eat trees!