Look, cheese is serious eats. And business.

Nah, nothing like that. Just a method of control via relaxing certain joints and tightening others.

Like saying this country was founded on freedom, when in reality it was founded on the suffering of an absolute fuck ton of black slaves.

I literally said “aww!” out loud, without knowing the name of the instance. Success!

That cat is terrified. But alive.

And that makes me sad.

Including another puppy?

Sproingy!

Thank you. I couldn’t figure out anything I do right, but this is the thing I always do.

Oh shit, it’s Candleja-

Worth it

Shake your head your head? Missing some key nutrients for cognition there?

This is like the best basic photo of a basic cat ever.

I mean that in the best way possible. I love this photo and kitty!

My Octopus Teacher

Melodrama/Documentary

Good job, son

*hearty pat on the back*

Dafuq?

Kitties! 😻😻😻

What a great little loaf!

Kitties! 😻😻😻

As opposed to the alternative of being a slave or in prison in the “Land of the Free”?