That’s why I only get em from bad dragon

Hahaha right? It’s the opposite of a sedative.

Boomer-est image I’ve seen in a while

Yoink!

Freddie Got Fingered was completely panned when it came out, but I absolutely loved it! It was so ahead of its time, Tim and Eric-style comedy.

My mother (I love her so very much) makes this wonderful sauce and amazing meatballs whenever we get together… but she uses Angel Hair (which I like) and RINSES THE NOODLES BEFORE SERVING. Doesn’t finish the noodles in the sauce, just rinses the shit out of of em and plops the sauce on top, which all falls to the bottom of the plate.

When I make pasta, I use the squiggliest noodles I can find (Radiatore?) and finish the pasta with some pasta water and pasta sauce.

Profane answer: heck yes

I’ve been with my partner over ten years and I get tingles every time I see them if I’ve been away from them for a while.

I also smoke occasionally (when I’m very drunk, cigs make me feel like trash when I’m sober) and they always FLOOR me. The trick is to do it very sparingly (if you want that trash in your life)

Age/Sex/Location, it’s a relic from ye olde internet

18/F/CA is the go-to when you don’t want to answer

ehehe gotem

There are some but they are filled with zoos and pedos