Dude tells you he’s gay, immediately turns you trans. The danger is real, people! 😭

Oooooooohhhhhhhh! 😃

He probably just likes to watch it go down.

“Flush again, servant!”

“Very well sire. The poo-poo river-horses will shatter their enemy!”

“Oooooooohhhhhhhh! 😃”

Just hanging out with some friends after unsuccessfully trying to flee.

I was expecting the Pet Shop Boys :-(

If love isn’t worth crying for, I don’t know what is.

Go go go, Tonya Harding!

I wonder how long it will last given to a 7-year-old who is… I don’t know if he does it on purpose, but he breaks a lot of stuff. Maybe he’s just an evolutionary step up on clumsiness.

Can rely. I just farted as well, but it was this guy.

But… Teapot!

It’s considered renewable as the CO2 emitted will turn into new olives by the tree growing. The oil and gas we burn has been accumulated over millions of years and won’t be replenished.

It’s not as clean as it gets, but it’s a lot better than fossil fuels.

I guess this will be my way to work tomorrow. First day on the job and I’m so nervous I couldn’t sleep. Tonight I’ll do some of those horrible, horrible drugs.

I didn’t go to school, so I don’t have the best social skills.

I did go to school and my social skills mirror those of a badger. I’m not sure if social skills are taught there. If, they failed me big time.

Wikipedia:

Jon Bon Jovi

American rock musician (born 1962)

John Francis Bongiovi Jr. (born March 2, 1962), known professionally as Jon Bon Jovi

Ach komm…

One cubic meter of it.

And using the proper tools. I can’t believe Signal is the official communications channel for stuff like this.

If you want to, you can still have a completely open-source printer. You can even build one yourself with some expertise needed. I guess the enshitification is part of the wider audience those manufacturers seek. It wouldn’t be necessary, but it seems this is the way they go.

That would be the first time I’d watch this.