I wonder how long it will last given to a 7-year-old who is… I don’t know if he does it on purpose, but he breaks a lot of stuff. Maybe he’s just an evolutionary step up on clumsiness.

Can rely. I just farted as well, but it was this guy.

But… Teapot!

It’s considered renewable as the CO2 emitted will turn into new olives by the tree growing. The oil and gas we burn has been accumulated over millions of years and won’t be replenished.

It’s not as clean as it gets, but it’s a lot better than fossil fuels.

I guess this will be my way to work tomorrow. First day on the job and I’m so nervous I couldn’t sleep. Tonight I’ll do some of those horrible, horrible drugs.

I didn’t go to school, so I don’t have the best social skills.

I did go to school and my social skills mirror those of a badger. I’m not sure if social skills are taught there. If, they failed me big time.

Wikipedia:

Jon Bon Jovi

American rock musician (born 1962)

John Francis Bongiovi Jr. (born March 2, 1962), known professionally as Jon Bon Jovi

Ach komm…

One cubic meter of it.

And using the proper tools. I can’t believe Signal is the official communications channel for stuff like this.

If you want to, you can still have a completely open-source printer. You can even build one yourself with some expertise needed. I guess the enshitification is part of the wider audience those manufacturers seek. It wouldn’t be necessary, but it seems this is the way they go.

That would be the first time I’d watch this.

It’s probably more fun when you’re at school, shutting the teacher’s computer down.

I’ve never been a black hat, so I’ll never be a white one. Maybe a white diaper. But I think I’ve missed out, I would be very interested in this stuff, but nah, I’m too old for this shit.

I did that without needing a book.

In my case it was some idiots protesting against vaccination mandates (which aren’t around anymore) and a lot of people giving them hell. That sounded like fun.

I was wondering the same about my city today, because there seem to have been two protests, but I didn’t realize until afterwards. Different county/protests though.

“I might have dropped my bombs prematurely, but it’s not my fault. Some dude at spirit forgot the bolts.”

You made me check it, and on my android device it’s 337 (just the app). Jesus Christ.

Maybe AI stands for “an intern”.