Sometimes you spend hours looking for an error you just can’t find only to realize you’re looking at the wrong file. Or the right file on the wrong server.

If his last post will be “I’m dead, Jim” we’ll know.

I’m not Chris, but this is how I backend.

I’m listening to Members of Mayday the whole morning to do my part. Not sure how helpful though.

Darth Potty

Dude tells you he’s gay, immediately turns you trans. The danger is real, people! 😭

Oooooooohhhhhhhh! 😃

He probably just likes to watch it go down.

“Flush again, servant!”

“Very well sire. The poo-poo river-horses will shatter their enemy!”

“Oooooooohhhhhhhh! 😃”

Just hanging out with some friends after unsuccessfully trying to flee.

I was expecting the Pet Shop Boys :-(

If love isn’t worth crying for, I don’t know what is.

Go go go, Tonya Harding!

I wonder how long it will last given to a 7-year-old who is… I don’t know if he does it on purpose, but he breaks a lot of stuff. Maybe he’s just an evolutionary step up on clumsiness.

Can rely. I just farted as well, but it was this guy.

But… Teapot!

It’s considered renewable as the CO2 emitted will turn into new olives by the tree growing. The oil and gas we burn has been accumulated over millions of years and won’t be replenished.

It’s not as clean as it gets, but it’s a lot better than fossil fuels.

I guess this will be my way to work tomorrow. First day on the job and I’m so nervous I couldn’t sleep. Tonight I’ll do some of those horrible, horrible drugs.

I didn’t go to school, so I don’t have the best social skills.

I did go to school and my social skills mirror those of a badger. I’m not sure if social skills are taught there. If, they failed me big time.

Wikipedia:

Jon Bon Jovi

American rock musician (born 1962)

John Francis Bongiovi Jr. (born March 2, 1962), known professionally as Jon Bon Jovi