Trudeau is wildly unpopular and we have an election coming up this year; him resigning is the best chance we have of keeping the Conservatives out of office

Might I suggest union meetings instead?

I would guess that you were a Marine, but everyone knows they don’t give pens to Marines, too pointy

I’d kill to see that data, I bet they know which colour ink tastes best

I have that microwave, my only complaint is that it’s a little small. The knob is much nicer than buttons