It was only like 6 months ago I learned that a bull will actually be extremely careful in a china shop (or equivalent) unless its concerned.

Are most of our idioms just wrong?

Didn’t know that was ancient, I see it used a lot among… I guess other almost 30 year olds.

You’ve made me reread my comment multiple times and I still don’t know what the ancient slang is. God I’m not even 30 and I’m already being made feel old lmao

Touch screen at work highlights the button I press. And then proceeds to not count it as a button I pressed. Fucker I saw the animation, you know I’ve pressed it, input the fucking number.

Nothing makes me particularly angry, but I’d really like if my washing machine had an accurate sense of time. It’s so far off sometimes I might as well just pretend there’s no timer. 1 hr 10? Come back in 1 hr to find it’s got 58 minutes to go. Which is sometimes 10 minutes but might actually be 58. Or 30. Or 70.

Dumb fucking thing. Doesn’t even do multiple cycles in a row so it’s not like the timer resets for the next bit.

I’ve refused to move my payment from password to biometrics purely because I’ll spend more if I don’t have to type out my 22 character password. A few times I’ve gone to buy something and seen the password field pop up and just like… uhh cbf.

And then saved like $30.

i raw dog my face with 2 and 3 blades and it’s perfectly fine. I just shave in the shower, tons of water anyway.

They make sand that isn’t course and rough.

Arguably the finer stuff is even better at getting into everything.

I don’t think I’ve ever had the word bitch be filtered for me, is that a .ml thing? Or maybe it’ll filter in this comment.

Frogs will not stay in the kettle :)

Is the answer not both? Depending on what part of the stem?

I’m on a piracy instance and I dont pirate.

Well, anymore. Should really update my music library instead of streaming it.

Do your crossings not make noise? When ours (south Australia) is ready to cross it’s very noisy and obvious

Just to make number go up at the moment. One day I’ll want a new laptop but mines new now so maybe in like 5 years.

Aus, I have 2. $30/m for 15gb and then unlimited at 1.5mbps, but bad signal. $70/m for 180gb then unlimited at 1.5mbps but I can’t actually use that much due to bad signal even if it isn’t as bad as the other one.

You can fish for bees in vanilla? I thought that was my Modpack being a dick and ruining my relaxation and angry bee sometimes.

Mice isnan ongoing issue. We have tube traps they get stuck in, they get drowned in a bucket of water and then thrown out for the birds to eat. Tube traps are very effective if poison isn’t an option.

From me as a kid with my totally accurate information I put in, sure.

My shop we sell cheese and bacon traveller pies, abbreviated to CBT…

It’s my final yahoo email. Used it as a kid so obviously it’s already full of spam, now I just use it for even more spam