nearly kills her

Based on the picture of the broken square section, I think that might be a bit of a stretch…

But “person avoids injury at final destination screening” doesn’t have that same allure.

“you are so beautiful…”

incredulous stare

“to me…”

monstrous roar from the other side of the mall

Well I know what I’m watching tonight… No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens

“can we get you anything?”

“ice cream…”

“okay, what flavor?”

“it doesn’t matter… It’s for my ass”

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

I tell myself the protagonist is a synth

With the right mod, you can change your back story to be a synth and start out in the institute.

I tell myself that the aliens like dogs more than they want to stay hidden, so they give all doggos shields that we don’t know are there.

Is it ridiculous? Yes. But so is a dog walking off a landmine. And you know… The whole setting of fallout.

doesn’t work out

Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.

That’s fair.

I mean, the reason I have a picture should be obvious, I’m literally going for visibility with a name like this…

But 9/10 times it’s a generic name with a default or no picture.

i never said they did any thing wrong,

I wasn’t trying to imply you did. I was agreeing with you.

In those days, in those distant days, in those nights, in those remote nights, in those years, in those distant years; in days of yore…

They really wanted to drive home just how old the tale is…

Skilled truckers

I have met truck drivers that can (and have demonstrated) back their trailer up to a cargo dock blindfolded.

I’ve met some that can navigate turning radii (radiuses? Radiens?) smaller than my old Nissan.

And then I’ve also met some that couldn’t figure out their 13ft tall trailer can’t fit under a 12ft 8 bridge…

For the most part though, in my experience truck drivers are better drivers than 97% of regular drivers.

But it’s better.

See? It’s got the pointy bit at the end.

Who needs superior naval power when you can just turn any naval battle into a land battle? Well… Infantry battle, anyway.

Interpretatio Graeca Romana

So good at stealing things, they even stole the idea that stolen things weren’t stolen!

“See? You stole it from those guys!”

“Steal? We would never! It’s simply been incorporated into our society.”

“See? Totally different.”

Why invent when you can get a jump start on iterative design?

It’s a bit harder without CAD, but they made it work.

Now I want a trireme with a Corvus painted to look like a crow.

And I will definitely be referring to it as my ship’s Corvid. Any time a newcomer tries to correct me, I’ll just point to it and ask “You sure about that?”

GROND

GONK

Look, if you have an aural processing issue I totally understand, but if you’re just being racist against droids as some kind of hold-over from the clone wars, GTFO.

There’s a massive difference between “GONK” and “GONK”. They sound nothing alike.

Next you’re going to tell me that ewoks could take on an imperial brigade…

My shower spider gets a reminder of our deal.

“You know the drill. You stay up there, I stay over here, nobody has to be injured today.”

Sometimes the spider decides to come over to my side and gets flushed or squished, but they knew what was expected of them.

Unfortunately, due to different showrunners, there are a couple.

Like how Tony didn’t figure out hydra was infiltrating SHIELD when he hacked everything in Avengers 1. Probably should have figured that out.

And I know people like to say there are too many hydra people for them to not be well-known or easier to discover, but personally I don’t take issue with that.

If hydra has infiltrated key personnel, they can move whoever they want. I’d say they concentrated their forces at headquarters and on the carriers, since that was part of their big master plan. So of course there will be a lot of bags guys in the main areas and in the carriers, and it’s a testament to how few there really were that they failed. And they had sizeable resistance from non-compromised personnel.