It sounds like you have a psycho living beneath you and they have one above them.

Sometimes you take a shit and other times you leave one.

Reminds me of the time I dumped cranberry juice on my asshole.

He who goes to bed with itchy asshole wakes up with stinky finger.

I hope the sequel has longer cutscenes.

Remember when Biden actively worked to get more union rights even after he ordered them back to work?

Bet that seems pretty decent now.

Spiky nuggets.

I’ve only gotten white dragonfruit before.

And other ones of us are just idiots.

Why do you need to get it from a brick and mortar?

Just under sixty-seven hours left and you’re done!

I second Miele.

I have two cats and two dogs and my bag model does great.

Would it plant five ten foot rows with some modifications to the directions?

If you think butt stuff is kinda stinky you should try an Essex lady.

Shit smells like a harbor at low tide.

Pussy mobile.

Have you ever popped the toilet seat and lid off and put it in the dishwasher?

It gets nice and clean but I wouldn’t recommend doing that with a wooden one.

I don’t think there was ever a serious systematic concern that Lemmy was a worse place then Reddit for women but it was that viral thing about who you’d rather come across in the woods a man or a bear.

The main person accusing Lemmy of being a terrible place still posts here constantly so take that as you’d like.

It’s not a parody it’s a documentary so no.

Hey Ginger gets all the drugs she wants now.

Robinhood.