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Cake day: August 5th, 2023

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  • We took a trip to Chicago and decided to go to Navy Pier. Traffic was basically gridlocked and the car behind us was not happy that my friend didn’t break the law and block an intersection. After the light turned green, the idiot took his massive, shiny, brand new, white pickup truck onto the SIDEWALK to cut in front of us.

    When we got to the parking garage, there was a HUGE sign saying the clearance was 6ft 3in and tall vehicles needed to go to a different garage. The idiot didn’t read it and, even with the windows shut, we heard the screeching and scraping of his roof on the top of the structure.

    The best part was watching him back out, hearing more scraping, seeing his surprised pikachu face, and the disappointment on the face of the woman in the passenger seat.




  • I love stuff like this. Here are some real dinosaur/extinct creature names!

    • Sauroniops: Literally means Eye of Sauron

    • Dracorex Hogwartsia: Dragon King of Hogwarts

    • Thanos Simonattoi: after Thanos

    • Irritator Challengeri: he was hard to dig up and scientists were angry

    • Gasosaurus: discovered while a gas company was being built.

    • Gojirasaurus: self explanatory

    • Attenborosaurus: plesiosaurus named after David Attenborough.

    • Crichtonosaurus: similar to an ankylo and named after author of Jurassic Park

    • Bambiraptor sounds cute, and it’s named after the deer (because it was deer sized), but it was a fierce and deadly creature.

    There’s so many more; I could nerd out forever. I miss when I was a little girl, and people would actually talk to me about dinosaurs…