Omg I came here to comment exactly this. Such a luxury

You know, you could bring a water bottle to the bathroom and one of these pocket sized bidet caps and nobody would really know. Unless you chose a crinkly bottle I guess

If they keep attacking all my favorite streaming sites then I guess I’ll have to finally figure out this torrenting and Usenet thing.

Funny that you posted this now. I spent half of my day pruning bookmarks and all I got done was whittling it to 3600 from at least 5000.

Before today I’ve gone 15 years not ever trying to manage them…and will probably not touch them again because another round sounds like work.

I seriously need this sticker. This is my cat exactly

Brave New World

In some ways we’re already living it

Wait, does nobody else put all the stickers they find on their laptop lid?