I’d be a lot more patient helping grandma along if I was gonna get ten thousand dollars out of it

Looks like the media is really glossing over their own role in consent manufacturing

Oh wow you’re right I never stop to appreciate basic breathing when it’s all working fine

No pulse

No breath

Vacant, glassy eyes

My cat can understand everything I say but chooses not to listen

Oh wait, favorite, half gallon; in the imperial system half gallon is the sweet spot in which my brain effortlessly translates to any other measure. Not the gallon, that’s far too many cups.

“a bowl” of flour

Trying to interpret old recipes is a pain