I’m sure the lektor gave an outstanding performance

Congrats?

RIP your (partner’s?) cock

*gets bogged down in poison swamp*

Because every time is someone’s first time, and due to voter registration being necessary a zillion years before the actual vote, no one specifies that and runs "VOTE ON NOV N^TH " ads a week before the election day.

Surf’s up!

the 000s used to be general info, unassigned, now they’re software

I REMEMBAH WHEN DA WOIST THING YA HADTA WARRY ABOUT, WAS HIJACKED AIRPLANES, FLYING INTO BUILDINGS

oh gilbert, we’re going to get in to trouble for that.

EDIT : I done fucked up the quote ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ , but I added the sauce.

downvot tiem

I have a genuine issue that I’d love to get your ideas on.

When I am walking around with my bluetooth headphones in what I assume are places with lots of other signals, the audio goes to complete shit as if I’m on a bumpy road in a car listening to a super skippy CD.

How can I avoid that? It works perfectly when I’m on a bus or at home…

there ! Completely airtight!

Pets need air holes…

$ cat girl

😄

I thought it was because of the miracle of the loaves and fish (not christian, through popcultural osmosis I know there was an instance where he … made more fish and bread at a gathering? unsure if this was also the same story where he turned water into wine)

nice info. Do you know when they started shifting from the fish to the cross?

the fish seems a nicer symbol (food) over the cross (sacrifice) but it is “deeper” to have the sacrifice symbol.

agreed, twas a joke

both men and toilets seem to fulfil similar roles in similar ways I guess.

if you think this is an insult to men, go without using a toilet for a few days and see how well your physical well being, stress and home sanity ends up.

delicious vintage aged posts.

so familiar 🥲

Why doesn’t Trump have a dog? C’mon, take notes from Nixon and Checkers!

The clue is in the comparison, no one bribed him with a dog yet.

God help you and your family.