I’m not my brother, I know

Don’t walk on H2O

But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow

It doesn’t matter 'cause it would be a miracle if he brought a lady home.

Because while Jesus was prayin’

Fuckin’ Craig was layin’

Every lady in the testament

You know what I’m sayin’

They’re cyborgs.

Hyuk

OMG, I’m gonna be old age in 5 months?!

Say you got a pen … Now add apple, it’s a applepen. Say you got a pen … Now add pineapple, you got pineapplepen.

Seems like a job for Mr. Ordinary Sausage

Ann Reardon from How To Cook That on YouTube has some great videos about this bullshit.

This is shitpost, not fartpost.

Only if you also include jeans.

Only futbol.

No, a little soundbite. What accent is it? French?

Can we get a sample of your username?

That soccer is boring. I’m european and love playing soccer but it’s boring to watch.

Hopefully someday we’ll learn to be more like USA police and judicial system.

Holmes and Watson with Will Ferrel and John C. Reilly

Well, it’s a cat, so …

They did the monster meth