I’m not someone who’s actually studied medieval combat, but as I understand it while a war hammer was a better weapon than a mace it was also more complicated to use. You’ve actually got to aim and align your strikes, while a mace is just “swing the pointy bits at the guy you want dead.”

prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance or an apparatus into the atmosphere in Florida to affect the temperature, weather, climate or intensity of sunlight.

Huh, this makes the internal combustion engine illegal.

Water is a chemical. Complete combustion of a hydrocarbon produces water, water when dispersed into the atmosphere creates clouds. Clouds affect the temperature, weather, climate and intensity of sunlight. QED any burning of hydrocarbons is illegal.

I’d be surprised if it was only ketamine.

Ah, peak Trumpism. “If we ignore it, it goes away!”

Can’t wait to hear how the blockchain will factor into this redesign.

I’m guessing that Samus Returns is one of those flagged titles then. Because I was getting some chunky framerates in areas on my 2DS that ran smooth on my New 3DS XL.

Yeah, the list of New 3DS exclusives is pretty short.

I am fairly sure that having a New 3DS does help with performance on some original 3DS games though.

Kinda a weasel possum.

My parents tried to stop me from eating dog food, but I figured out that they couldn’t stop me if I grabbed some when they weren’t watching. It has a very… distinctive flavor that I still remember 40 years later.

At least some of them get ground up and turned into corn fertilizer.

It was the Gamecube for me. I was like, “How the hell can a recent game like Metroid Prime be ‘retro’?” and then I realized if the game was a person It’d be old enough to drink… and then it got a remaster right after that realization.

Because of course they are. Fucking techbros.

It’s an old idea, you’d basically have a sleepover of uninfected individuals with a few infected individuals. The idea was you’d give everyone the disease at the same time, meaning the next time the disease came through you’d have unified immunity, rather than a mix some individuals being immune and some still being susceptible having avoided infection the last time. It’s better than nothing for disease control, but only just barely.

Of course, it became unnecessary with vaccines for the various diseases “treated” that way. Since with a vaccine you can gain immunity without actually having to catch the disease in question.

Now I’m picturing Captain Planet stepping around a corner and having his flesh melt off and his bones dissolve.

Well, for starters the billboard is only about 15’ tall and goes over the road. That’s not normal. Everything has a odd inconsistent blurry look to it and all of the smaller text is distorted and illegible.

Finally, the details on… well everything are wrong. Why does the white truck in the foreground have one giant door with a handle in the middle and a second handle on the truckbed? What is the traffic flow in this image? How many lanes does the road have? Why are all the lamps on the top of the billboard pointed so weirdly? What sort of neighborhood is this in?

Heh. Well as a 3+ generation citizen I’m sure glad that will never be pointed at me!

And because it’s necessary in this day and age, /s

I’m kinda reminded of the tale of how the Zilog Z80 processor chip had dozens of little “tricks” built into it. It was being produced in Japan which at the time was famous for their chip production and for copying chip designs. Apparently their little tricks were baffling enough that it delayed the appearance of knock-offs chips by half a year.

I mean the message is good, but the medium is, well slop.

AI slop.

No, no… I’ve been assured online it wasn’t actually a Nazi salute.