It registers when my thumb brushes against the screen for a nanosecond but when I want it to register a press I have to tap the screen like a maniac.

Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades

Whiteface

I couldn’t stop rubbing that belly.

bladder reaching critical pressure…

The rule was if you wanted the grad students to come to a talk you had to put out little cubes of cheese.

Elbow macaroni and pasta sauce

What exactly are “excess military and national security assets”?

Predominantly? Seems to be 100% and many times they are contradicted by the article. At this point I assume a fear headline is overblown bullshit. Also health headlines are always the same crap repeated over and over.

which the content provider gets paid for regardless of whether you even see the ads.

I don’t understand why businesses waste their money on buying these garbage ads. Pissing away their ad dollars.

I need brushy-brushy, stat!

90’s movie “everything shot through a teal filter” style

I used to work with a guy from Syria who had US/Canadian citizenship. He said every time he crossed the border he budgeted in 3 extra hours while he was detained.

People in border towns are always on alert for people walking remote roads, hitchhikers, etc. The border strip itself is cleared and monitored with remote cameras, drones, patrols on horseback and ATVs, etc.

My wife and I were bored and it was raining in northern NH so we decided to explore the far north end of NH. Then we decided “Since we are this close to the border lets go to Canada.” We told the border officer that we were going for the day for lunch and he paused for a sec then waved us through. lol We ended up eating in a Greek restaurant and found out they still smoked in restaurants in Quebec.

“Pssst pssst, I’ve got Shaoxing wine, Three Crabs brand fish sauce…”

“What are you in for?”

“Smuggling dark soy sauce.”

I’ll just bookmark this as a relief from the news

You can’t tolerate the intolerant

You won’t need to if he keeps cutting the FAA and other agencies

Waiting for the 2A folks to make good on their promise to fight tyranny. Still waiting…

Yah, I’ll trust him like running into a dog that nipped my hand before.