I first read that as “finger tip” and was wondering why you were telling OP to burn themselves

Where do you get your free hydrogen peroxide?

I think the bottles are sealed.

We’re just trying to help you eat healthier, buddy.

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Not in entirety, and not with alacrity.

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Preparing food at home isn’t “fast food,” either. It’s likely slower, assuming you don’t have a professional fry station in your kitchen.

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There’s always a local restaurant that can do an even better job.

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If time moves faster at the bottom of a gravity well, and terror increases with the speed of time, then what can we infer?

What happens to the rate at which you travel through time as you approach the bottom of a gravity well?

ITT: people who apparently struggle to eat pasta

It’s the last sentence.

In your original comment I replied to.

There are different dimensions of dumb.

You implied that life would be more terrifying the faster you traveled through time, like what would happen at the bottom of a gravity well.

You haven’t met much of the rural population, have you?

Nope.