Wish we knew this when our kiddo was young. The amount of times we tried to step back bed time, be met with early success, only for it to rebound was a couple too many. Thankfully we threw in the towel and just enjoyed the sleep patterns he had.

Also the 3-4 years old thing is so true for us. I feel like no one talks about this!

I like to think the guy on the right is thinking, “omg… Our pinkies just touch. What does that mean? What does that mean!?!”

I want this, but as a coffin.

The whole point of this scene is Don is literally terrified of being replaced and made irrelevant. It’s why he forgot the dudes work in the cab and after exiting the elevator has a look of fear smeared across his face.

Look at this fucking idiot. They think their raw pasta is al dente.

Enjoy your mush soup.

The Olive Garden doesn’t salt their pasta water. This is to reduce corrosion of the cheap pots. But salt is important. It obviously makes the pasta taste salty, but also it keeps starches from dissolving into the water so quickly. Without it, your pasta will be mushy and not al dente.