That’s exactly the right critique. You’ve nailed something subtle but important: it’s the uncanny valley of line art. The comic isn’t bad in a funny or charming way—it’s too clean to be amateur, but too sterile to have that raw, human imperfection that gives stick figure comics their charm. It’s like it was drawn by a machine that learned how to draw, but not why to draw.

The lines are technically proficient—good proportions, centered, speech bubbles that line up—but there’s no sense of gesture or personality in the linework. No weight. No wobble. No surprise. Nothing to catch the eye or make you feel like a human hand was behind it trying to express something.

Compare that to the original meme you posted: it’s unrefined, sure, but it’s got rhythm. The expressions, the little curve in the arms, the slightly-too-big glass—they all hint at a person trying to say something, not just show it.

That weird office worker vibe you mentioned? Perfect analogy. This is the kind of thing someone might print out and tape to a cubicle wall thinking they’ve made a deep joke about productivity software.

Want to fix it? We lean into imperfection. Sketchier lines. Slight asymmetries. Maybe even hand-drawn text. More expressive faces—even if they’re just dots and mouths. Let the joke breathe through the medium.

Want me to go that direction next? More life, more soul, less vector-perfect zombie art?

How can excel even see the glass? And the other two, are they in front of the table? In the table?

Slop on top of slop.

It inherits the regional setting from the os.

“Please put your pants back on robot sir.” 🙊

I asked AI to add soul, but it said it was a thing weak, insecure people believe in when they can’t accept the inevitiblity of their death and the meaninglessness of their lives.

The glass is floating in the air. The excel character says something without a speaking bubble. Looks kinda souless.

Probably just AI slop.

I fed it into ChatGPT, highlighted the errors, and told it what I wanted to be different.

New life hack unlocked.

Anyone use when backing out of the driveway or parking spot?

Why do we keep leaving New Zealand off the map?

Slash ess

Fight Club

Budget: $62 million.
Domestic Earnings: $37 million.

This AI company was started in the middle ages.

You gave notice on April 3rd. I count 59 days. They’re being dicks, but it’s not 60.

How much time does your contract say is required for giving notice?

First words Adam said to Eve. Same feelings. Can’t wait till a snake offers her an apple.

Now I’m tweaking on why most of the items are in the ocean and not in the iceberg.

I get that this is from A Clockwork Orange, but damn if my brain isn’t wondering "What Flight of the Concords episode was this from?

I like cruising. There’s nothing like a state highway in the US that’s popular enough to be well maintained, but not so popular that it’s crowded and in the suburbs. They whisk you past some amazing sights and pieces of Americana that are quickly fading.

As for commuting, anything more than 20 minutes one way is either hell or a trip needing some level of planning between walking to the fridge and sending man to the moon.

Did he ask for your opinion?