Oh yeah, the goatse console

https://youtu.be/LKjR71VSTMU

Noted, this’ll be useful for my upcoming chess tournament

Not 100% specific images > ugly images

Free stock images and royalty free images exist

No it looks bad on dbzer0 as well. Have they heard of… stock images?

Yeah but only if it’s professionally used. In a meme or something it’s fine but it’s gross when used in ads, logos, games, etc. It’s so weird in profile pictures and wallpapers as well.

I like it for fun, memes, silly stuff, and inspiration to create something original.

I hate it for professional use. It all looks the same. And the kind of person using it professionally is 100% insufferably annoying and also so uncreative that whatever literal slop they put on marketplaces for Easy Money just falls flat and only makes pocket change from kids who don’t know any better. And the kids deserve better, actual media with nuance and depth, things they can learn from and remember later on in life, not shallow meaningless slop to get them to look at car and phone ads while exposing them to sex, gore, pregnancy, and other things they aren’t ready for.

Such a weird rule

Or someone who didn’t take sponsorships from companies that ruined lives (herbalife)

LuLaRoe is up there as well with the life-ruining debt. Then their clothes are so bad that they are literal pollution.

(post from the ceo, who is honestly one of the most evil people in the world)

Change your name and/or pronouns. Half joking, a lot of us live overcast lives as a result of feeling trapped in someone else’s life. If you don’t have friends then what’s there to lose?

Same, but I’d go as far as not being saved from dying at birth

Buy and sell an actually profitable nft. It’ll be like winning the lottery without the drawbacks.

I’d be rich and no one would be jealous of me. In fact most of them will assume I’m lying about my money and not try to rob me. And who would rob an android user with no car or brand names? A rich loser seems to be the best way to live.

Username: quote said by Linhardt from fire emblem “behold, a token effort”

Display name: the most mysterious song on the internet

OneNote has timestamps and an android widget to immediately make a (timestamped) note. All notes are searchable including handwritten ones. Also the note pages are basically infinite to type in, draw on, and add pictures or recorded audio.

Ionos 1&1 with their infinite forwarding addresses and subdomains, free email inbox, and low starting cost (usually $1).

They’re also so bad at grooming their hair like every goddamn day I’ve been licking their legs and they still don’t get it. They really suck at being cats.

Jokes on you, my work week ends on Monday.

Hate them as much as you want, Amazon has the best entry level jobs to ever exist, with amazing benefits if you’re permanent and decent benefits if you’re not.

That mandatory overtime tho 😬😬😬😬 (it’s worth it)