Weekends. Public transit is wonky and everywhere is crowded by the Monday-Friday normies. I’m also much more likely to be screamed at, near missed, or swerved into by happy drivers who love driving so much they rush to stop driving as soon as they can. So I make sure I work weekends so my free days off are weekdays where all the asshole drivers and weed addicted teenagers are inside. And I get an extra $40 a week to avoid being trapped in a train with someone who definitely isn’t addicted to marijuana who couldn’t wait until they were outside to smoke. Thanks Amazon!

Nobody is shopping on a Tuesday afternoon.

Same, there are parks in my area that I sorta live the fantasy out in

As fucked as it would be, I would like to experience Poppy Playtime in real life 🤣🤣🤣

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Bruh is this real there’s no way the b button would be there

But then again this is the same company that brought us the amazing N64 controller

Yellow zzzquil. The regular one works too but the yellow one is better.

I would have no other choice but to kill myself since I vented about a stupid MISdiagnosis of a stupid disorder whose label means literally nothing that took 20 years from me as society only sees that stupid disorder instead of a human being. My work friends will view me as less than the scum on their shoes. My managers will assume I just don’t like working because it’s not playing video games. Everyone will assume the stupidest things about me instead of just actually talking to me. Because why would they? I’m less than a rat. Literally, rat traps and poison are made to kill the rat painlessly and comfortably. Puppets controlled by that stupid disorder die painfully over several years and “they just need to get over it.” I wouldn’t be allowed to work or rent an apartment because society thinks I’m an overgrown infant. No 988 caller would take me seriously, in fact everyone will agree that I deserve abuse since the abuse is “helping”. No one would believe the diagnosis was a mistake. They’ll mistake my ptsd from living on the wrong side of society for that stupid disorder. They’ll mistake everything I enjoy for that stupid disorder. Like all the people I cut ties with and completely ditched, they’ll mistake me for that stupid disorder.

Watching the Super Smash Bros. Brawl opening, that was epic

I only ever do the first as a sleep aid to be honest lmao. The others, not so much. Unless it’s white chocolate. I’m a chocolate nazi 🤣

I think that would damage the CD 🤣

All jokes aside, center while covered.

Car centric infrastructure 🤣 lol back in the 2020s they had to travel in slow ass crowds of cars 🤣🤣🤣 nobody liked driving but they settled for it because it was the best they had! Although I wish I could have bought Tears of the Kingdom when it was new, I don’t even want to know what cars were like.

No I grew up neglected by family, abused in an institution, and dehumanized by society until I changed my name 3 years ago. I also hate cars.

You would flatten a child to wait in a McDonald’s drive thru a minute earlier but I’m miserable on my scooter and bike okay sure Jan. Imagine riding a bike in a park, that’s so horrible, you should ride a fake bike with a video of a park instead. Those TVs should have fake wind as well. And while you’re at it, project a fake window gif onto your wall. Cars ruin cities.

Imagine just not having a vehicle lol imagine spending less than $1000 once and being able to get around oh right that’s horrible we should buy huge metal boxes that require government licenses that cost so much, and fuel that costs oh so much, and complain about not having money. Right, that bitch on a bike is the reason why you have no money, not the fact you spend ten times the amount you accuse young people of spending on Starbucks on an inferior travel method. A developed country is not where the poor have cars, it’s where the rich use public transit.