reminds me of the good ol, fuck you license license

FUCK YOUR LICENSE

You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from this work.

You may not view, access, or use this work in any way.

You may not download, install, or execute the software described or contained in this work.

You are not allowed.

The author of this software denies ever creating it. This software doesn’t exist, and is a figment of your imagination. You are insane.

If you are seeing this notice, you are doing so without permission.

Just seeing these words means you’re a pirate. Arrrrrrrr.

If you attempt to reproduce, distribute, create derivative works from, view, access, modify, download, install, or execute this software in any way, you are in violation of this license and are probably in violation of some bullshit laws that some officious prick of a lawmaker decided on without your consent or knowledge.

Fuck you and fuck your license.

glad you’re doing better 💪

genetics are so crazy to me because this is normal but like it’s ALSO possible for only recessed genes coming out and the child looks nothing like the parent which is also cool AF

bit sad I didn’t get my dad’s ‘grey hair at 14’ genetics. I woulda made sooo many “respect your elders!!” jokes 🥲

happy cake day… though back to horny jail you go

as much as I disagree with the “OnLy 7% Of MeAnInG GetS IntO tExt FoRmAt!!1!1” saying, this is one of those times where the removal of tone/body language can make a joke fall flat :/

oh I see, thanks for responding though

shave everything with a single blade and don’t bleed

I’m not who you were replying to, but I recently got a straight razor and have been cutting myself every time I try it, I don’t really understand how to use it. Could you give some tips?

currently I use shaving cream on my legs then run along against the growth, but any time I have a slight bump or even the fingerprint like ridges on my knees it will cut the top off. I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong, is this just how it’s supposed to work or am I doing it incorrectly?

not being on ADHD and depression meds

this might shock you, but I have never smelled leaded gasoline. I’m too young, it got banned before I was born.

what did it smell like?

that’s how you know a q&a platforms bad at it’s job lol

a woman using a stone chopping implement to cut her own body

real

I don’t think that’s a hand…

as much as i don’t like Bethesda’s business decisions, this is pretty chill of them

that’s super interesting, wonder if stray cats annoy carrot farmers lol

omg it’s gone insane, it will be proud of whatever you say as long as you say it with confidence 😭

they just do that sometimes, it’s normal
source: dad was a nurse

there was a comment thread where there was something along the lines of “when my roommate peed you could HEAR how his urethra was wider than a normal person” and I don’t know how to feel about it

I need more context 😭

There is another similar cat-drug called “silverline” or something that cats without catnip genes can still get high on. My sister’s cat likes it but not a ton (he doesn’t get high on catnip)

Carpet mold: