Personally, I’ve long since adopted as my criteria “this would be satire in a sane world”.

Otherwise, there’d hardly be ANYTHING that qualifies anymore 🤷

1: accept money to show ads that violate your own terms and conditions

2: remove legitimate content exposing your double standards using the ads that you were successfully paid to allow as a pretense

3: remove every link to articles critical of you containing so much as a textual reference to the fact that humans have bodies, citing “nudity”

4: threaten journalists with expulsion if they don’t take the hint and shut up

5: ???

6: profit. To the tune of dozens of billions of dollars a year, eclipsing the individual GDP of over half of all countries and the GDP of the 20 poorest countries COMBINED.

I wonder if any friends of Luigi have access to Zuckerberg’s itinerary…

Die?! That’s the last thing I’d ever do!

Requiem for a Dream comes to mind…

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It was pure immersion learning

So 3D POV porn has worked out the kinks, pun intended?

I need to use the mushroom

Is what a talking sled dog would say when in need of a pee break.

You’ll either get transferred to a human or summon a demon.

And if it’s the latter you just allude to always playing as Luigi in Mario Kart and Smash Bros to make it flee.

12:05 to 15:24 on the 3rd of December 1974

1200s

I can supply excuses for other periods if you like.

The 1980s

Nope, but most of them being behind black fur in the shot will make them LOOK tiny 🤷