I have a particle counter (1, 2.5, and 10 μm) and don’t see any significant dust creation from my filament printer. As far as VOCs, I don’t remember seeing any significant rise from PLA, but ABS, ASA, and especially resin definitely do offgass significantly.
I keep my printers in my workshop along with my airbrushing stuff and a portable air purifier.
Ah, I missed the joke then.