I’m not sure what exactly Microsoft’s game is here. Like yeah, they’re tapping into a market segment they’re not currently participating in, with the additional benefit of giving Xbox gamers access to their existing libraries, I get that, but then what? Like, assuming that these are still gonna be fully functional PCs that people can install third party storefronts on, doesn’t this just run the risk of losing existing customers to other software vendors? I can already see the people coming from Xbox onto a Microsoft handheld and then getting hooked by a Steam Sale or EGS freebie, spending less money in MS’s ecosystem over time.
Maybe they’re hoping that the same effect could happen in reverse, but tbh I’m not sure how many Steam/Epic/GOG/Itch/whatever gamers would start building a library in the Xbox storefront. I’d wager it’s a lesser number than those they’ll lose with this sort of device.

Hey OP, I hope they fix the bungee cord around your neck 🥰

No, really, watching your severed head fly hundreds of metres while the rest of your corpse splatters against the rocks would be a far less unpleasant image than contending with the fact that a racist wankstain like you is wasting our oxygen. Also funnier than anything you’ve posted.

That makes sense, but wouldn’t that only be a problem for the astronauts who have a phallus?

Yeah, it’s a music disc. It’s in Volume B of the soundtrack.

This genocidal fuck is lower than a snake’s belly.

Ironic, Stal is what I use for my alarm.

Hasn’t forgiven you? A quick wit like yours is probably why she married you. That’s hella rizz.

Points 2 and 3 are all well and good right up until that person is in a position of power over you.

Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve done a Reddit Atheism™, but the same could be said for the garden of Eden.