Dang it, you gotta come in here and tempt me to distrohop… That’s a dang attractive choice.

Canada had anti-fraudulent witchcraft laws. Legit fortune tellers would have been fine.

Is this a cocaine joke or…?

Debian with the mint UI. All of the debian memes, but none of the UI headaches!

Hey guys I found the pig!

The only reason we americans need to know this is to make sure we never accidentally end up going there.

alabama’s rep so bad there are more people that know they fuck their cousins than there are people who know where alabama even is.

I’m afraid to say that you’re not nearly horny enough to understand the temptation. Neither am I, but I saw the prompts people were putting in to a free & unrestricted chatbot a friend of mine was hosting ages back and holy shit. People aren’t doing anything else with these jailbroken AIs, it’s all just blackmail-grade embarrassing fetish stuff. Reams and reams and reams of it, and all of it just the worst written megahorny smut you can imagine.