Dr Dre Beats?

Solid cube of antimatter. Fuck you world!

Coming home from the pub and your clothes and hair reaking of cigarette smoke

HSBC - how many times can a bank be caught laundering dirty money and still exist?

2016 - woke up and swore at the TV twice that year.

Once for brexit, and again for the US elections.

Never have I had so little faith in humanity.

Build a large wall around the entire perimeter of the property.

Construct a tall stone tower in the middle of the property and paint it completely matt black.

Poison the land around the tower, so nothing, not even grass can grow.

Have packs of wild, feral dogs roam the property.

Dress in dark grey robes, and spend the rest of your days on the top of the tower, screaming obscenities at any passers-by, or shaking your fist angryly at the sky.

That people are not wilfully stupid. The last 10 years have proved people will act against their own benefit if TV tells them to do it.

Maybe he left his shed lizard skin on top of the hard drive that caused the overheating?

More like this

Like any country there are good and bad areas.

In England. never, ever, go to Slough.

You seen deliverance?

He moved into the badlands by Liverpool in England. Might have got a job and have no time to post.

Speaking of users, whatever happened to Flyingsquid?

No fucken way cunt!

Had an old Isuzu truck that to start, I sat in the drivers seat with the passengers seat up exposing the engine. Had a long steel rod that I would feed down thru the motor and bang on the starter motor while cranking the keys.

Sometimes it started straight away, sometimes it took 5 minutes of banging to get the pig to fire. Good Times.

Woke one morning to start work, went to hop in and saw someone smashed the drivers quarter window. Reckon they tried to start it but must have assumed it had a kill switch.

Pity they didn’t steal it, as the insurance payout would have been way more bucks that it was worth.

Yeah but this is a pick on the US post, and that thinking ruins their narrative.

When the builder is on LSD

fElon has proved CEO’s aren’t needed to run a company.

Or maybe his partner and family don’t want him around (or vice versa) and banish him to the office.

Either way, he is a very toxic person to be around.

What would the opposite of that be?

Minimum wage = minimum effort from me