The bullshit requirement for the vote to be on a Tuesday.

Vote should be on a weekend.

I’m in! Here’s my wheelbarrow of cash!

But but my new phone is 3 microns thinner!

Sure we lost all the ports people actually needed, but 3 microns man!

Been in a pub toilet when a drunk guy came in, whipped it out half way across the room and the dirty fucker started pissing while staggering to the urinal. Just a fucken animal.

Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

You put milk on cereal??

What about hot water?

And the number of severe head trauma case from cycling accidents is way down.

It’s part of the audience participation.

You put the newspaper over your head during the rain scene, throw the rice during the wedding scene, etc.

There is dozen of things to do and say during the movie.

Example: whenever Brad says his name “I’m Brad Major”, the audience shouts out “ARSEHOLE!”

Take your newspaper and rice

Dr Dre Beats?

Solid cube of antimatter. Fuck you world!

Coming home from the pub and your clothes and hair reaking of cigarette smoke

HSBC - how many times can a bank be caught laundering dirty money and still exist?

2016 - woke up and swore at the TV twice that year.

Once for brexit, and again for the US elections.

Never have I had so little faith in humanity.

Build a large wall around the entire perimeter of the property.

Construct a tall stone tower in the middle of the property and paint it completely matt black.

Poison the land around the tower, so nothing, not even grass can grow.

Have packs of wild, feral dogs roam the property.

Dress in dark grey robes, and spend the rest of your days on the top of the tower, screaming obscenities at any passers-by, or shaking your fist angryly at the sky.

That people are not wilfully stupid. The last 10 years have proved people will act against their own benefit if TV tells them to do it.

Maybe he left his shed lizard skin on top of the hard drive that caused the overheating?

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Like any country there are good and bad areas.

In England. never, ever, go to Slough.

You seen deliverance?

He moved into the badlands by Liverpool in England. Might have got a job and have no time to post.