Sign them up for something embarrassing or offensive via snail mail and use their first and last name (ghoster) but instead of their actual address, you use the neighbor’s address.

Icewind Dale 2 has a community powered enhanced edition. Its a shame they didn’t include a reference to that in the article.

Careful that you don’t wake the dark ones sleeping in the abyss.

Meanwhile, my local Walmart is expanding their caged goods selection and they have been removing call buttons.

Its time to invest in vending machines.