I’ve had very similar dreams, especially the part about constantly fake-waking up. One method I’ve found to work is to shut my eyes then open them in a kinda exaggerated / forceful way to wake myself up.

Always have a book by your bed and grab it, because you can’t read when you’re asleep. If you read one paragraph and then go back and re-read it, it will be different each time when you’re dreaming

TIL ace people aren’t “fully human”

This is the actual ELI5. Either you care about the rules, in which case this will be his second term and it’s ok; or you don’t care about the rules so it doesn’t matter

Every elevator has a toilet if you’re drunk enough

Look at you with $10,000 spare. Show-off

If you want me to pay attention, stop trying to have a boring conversation with me /s

Seriously, I do try to pay attention but I just can’t sometimes :/