This reminds me of the Scalzi novel “Starter Villain”. Fun read!

This strategy worked for the bastards until the 1400s. The Ottomans got gunpowder and then the Roman Empire was no more.

Why run, that sounds pretty rad

Stalin literally had a breakdown when Hitler invaded because he couldn’t imagine is bud attacking him.

I’m surprised Hitler attacking his ally Stalin after their invasion of Poland isn’t in the bottom frame.

When something like this happens to me I get so happy. Way to absolutely waste your time downvoting you mullet.

If this power is I can’t eat I just throw myself off a building.

Caesar cried at a statue of Alexander the Great when he was 30ish because Alexander accomplished so much more than Caesar much earlier in life. Caesar ended up being a late bloomer and completely changed the world in his 40s. Lesson: never give up your genocidal ambitions I guess

Fascists have no friends or family

Yeah, I liked all the rpgy games. But the first time I tracked an assassination target, and stabbed him and it only took off like one tenth of his health I was just confused and didn’t feel like it was an assassin game anymore.

Is it RPGy like odyssey or is it like the old games where your knife would kill anyone?

No, only a the people who pay Trump enough to get a pardon can do that (he can legally get bribed for officials acts per John Roberts Immunity Ruling).

Wow this is new to me. The only time I’ve ever pluralized things in English is when referring to attorney generals.

I feel like the plural should be “Bangs Maid”

Oh no. Anyways

Who has time to put in the effort to post posts?

Cromwell sucked. Genocidal fuck.

Given MSFTs giant investment in GenAI, it is hard to argue that Nadella isn’t a fool.

I recommend starting with player of games. It is the best of his work imo and it is super approachable.

“A DEI” is just a substitute so that the fascists can say the hard R in polite society.