“The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. “

You weren’t expecting any time to do actual work do you? I once worked with a guy who was in so many teams simultaneously that he spent more then half his day in stand ups.

For me it all started going down hill when they introduced the ribbon.

Are you suggesting I should actually read the comments rather than just looking at the pretty pictures before posting? Crazy talk.

Look, I know it can be hard when the history of your country only goes back 200 years, but we didn’t invade India for the tea. There wasn’t any in India when we got there.

We started growing it there to reduce our dependency on Chinese tea, and in return we gave China a crippling opium addiction. And they gave us Hong Kong until 1999, or something.

That’s human output surely?

Did the American technology giants think they had the monopoly on capturing human input too?

Ok, but what time is the alarm set for?

Why? We have wobbly arsed pigeons here too.

I can still bend down ok, but getting back up off my knees however….

Smart plugs are awesome!

To turn things on and off.