I wasn’t expecting the twist at the end :(

Wut

Laughing at a funny mistranslation: not racist.

“All Chinese people are stupid, they can’t even spell Ethernet”: racist.

Why bring facts into sexist generalizations?

Whoah, momma!

Wait is guy not gender neutral? What about my dude?

Oh yea anything going in me is coming from a person with a fixed, known address in my state lol.

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Honestly these Clever Tee-Em reviews are so annoying when I’m trying to buy stuff

You seriously coddling and controlling a 17 year old to this degree?

HINGA DINGA DURGEN

Florida doesn’t have oranges anymore because they failed to regulate the spread of disease. It’s very on bRand.

You can always add unnecessary query parameters. Just throw on a ?fart=butts&pen=is&herp=derp etc.

There are plenty of consenting adults who would be happy to punch you in the genitals, why not just do that instead?

But is it Enterprise Grade and Web Scale? RedHat has a lot of marketing legacy behind it.

Edit: I realize I probably should have specified the /s I’m making fun of RedHat marketing.

Please do. All of a sudden the Republicans would care about the UN.

People who say Americans are lawsuit-happy clearly haven’t heard of Japanese video game publishers.

Spidauron

Funny, just yesterday I had an .ml insisting to me that the protests ended peacefully and that any hint of violence is western propaganda.

Edit: just had another one saying the same crap but the mods nuked it.

Whenever people say this they neglect to point out that all the money came from selling oil.