Not being clued in is a serious problem here. A lot of people dont take in any form of news whatsoever

What makes you think we are not mad?

Dont worry, they are unserious about actual results; they just care about the appearance of results that they can report up. Just start padding extra… Fucking story points…jesus… To each ticket. Now everyones charts look like their velocity increased. Dont worry, noone is actually measuring results.