Okay, now do Chocolate Rain

All of them for a brief time, but then only one: quickest to be dethroned from every single world record.

This is all good advice. I just wanted to point out that most of the traps on Amazon are knockoffs of the Flip & Slide from Rinne Corp. Shawn Woods covers it here on Mousetrap Mondays: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwvVPT202Y

His channel is great, and I believe he mentions in a later video that besides stealing Rinne’s design, many of the knockoffs don’t work as well due to sloppier manufacturing tolerances. I’ve ordered from them (both this design and Shawn Wood’s Dizzy Dunker) and I felt better than if I had bought a counterfeit through Amazon.

Looks great. You may want to throw a pallet or something under the bottom so that the branches and logs don’t touch the ground and rot while you’re seasoning them. (Sorry to suggest you unpile the pile.)

Hey now, the only ones who get to stay on self-monitored house arrest are rich people.

scream-muttering into 100mph winds NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE

Is this vault… an Ikea?

Kids would yearn for the mines if only they were forced to experience them.

Pikachu, I choose you!

• Turkish authorities

Would you consider moving mammal carcasses a profession or a hobby?

That’s because you didn’t hook up enough of them.

If you’re “making friends for this purpose,” they aren’t friends. The way you accomplish someone doing this for you is by paying them.

Thank you - I’ll check them out. I had switched from most American news to BBC World, Al Jazeera, or NHK World News years ago, but I’m thankful to have another international source of information beyond our domestic Real Housefascists of DC.

Could I ask which news source it is?

The only way in or out is via gay party boat ferry.

This is good advice. Each of us is a small force alone, but that force can be multiplied when we join forces with our comrades. In NY specifically, you may want to check out the Working Families Party: https://workingfamilies.org/

They are represented on the ballot and typically endorse the more progressive Democratic candidates. They could have local resources to aid you with your protest and you may be able to gather additional protesters. You may also want to connect with your local mutual aid group as there are often politically progressive people involved with those.

This is verifiably false. Anyone on here just cannot shut up about being on here (sample size = 1).

Whoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I’m switching teams.

Definitely a better option than the former. All the beaches with none of the falling into the sea.

Did Florida secede and we didn’t notice?

Seriously though, that sounds like not the worst place to live.