Why can my car stop running forever when there’s still a full tank of gas?

If you hate tipping so much why don’t you move to Venezuela?

/s just in case

Don’t worry, they’re not paid minimum wage. They’re contractors so there’s no such thing. 😊

I always throw vinegar into the fabric softener compartment so it’s dispensed toward the end of the cycle. By that point it doesn’t interact with the detergent and I’ve found that it does rinse clean, leaving clothes smelling fresher than if I don’t use it.

You can also use it as rinse aid in your dishwasher, although I’ve found you may need to increase how much “rinse aid” is dispensed for a similar effect. Still a huge savings over rinse aid. But I digress…

Shoulda locked it up

In most cases that’s true, but we all remember specifically that thing that you did in middle school. Shameful.