Maybe I’m doing something wrong, but I don’t get the point. I was convinced by a billion people online and got a nice one with water and seat heater, dryer and a ton of other features. It sucks. Nobody in the family likes it or uses it now because afterwards you’re still wiping dirty ass that’s now wet.

None of us are especially fat or have weird bodies as far as I can tell.

Do the rest of you really get up with a clean asshole that you can just tap dry after?

What the fuck are we all doing wrong?