https://youtu.be/qbGFrrifeEs

But now if the moron who was going to do it anyway does it anyway it’s not my fault. 😁

I like how it’s Luigi green.

Remember Up? Like that, but one giant balloon.

It’s like synthol, you inject it at the base of the shaft and two minutes later your dick is huge.

just in case, don’t fuckin do that fr

I’m holding a three-way

🎺⌚

Made out of literal garbage, just like the real thing.

Nobody cares, snowflake.

Maybe 1998 Burger King. Possibly even 2004. But current Burger King is soggy bullshit that you’re lucky of it’s even warm.

btw

I like how there’s a driver-shaped dent in the garbage inside. 🙄

Elephan’t