you sound like you’re going to cry.

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i am pretty awesome, thanks for noticing!

lmao cool story bro 👍

cool blog bro 👍

That’s cool, maybe OP can supply porn and lube!

sure bro, sure 🤣

Never have sex?

This sounds like projection on your part.

It’s just weird that the OP here is asking the internet “should i let my kids bang their girlfriend with full permission?”

OP is going to end up a grandparent

you’re right - maybe OP can help their son put the condoms on correctly, too.

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What are you thoughts on teen pregnancy and becoming a grandparent?

because this is how you get to become a grandparent to your teenager’s child.

edit: the downvotes and replies have shown me the light! OP not only should encourage their son to rail his girlfriend in their home, OP should make sure there is plenty of lube and porn available and leave the house to give them privacy. 👍👍👍👍👍

“i vote MAGA, but im too much of a wuss to admit it out loud.”

hopefully this flick gets some attention via VOD.

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I’ll be seeing this - but i am definitely assuming Keanu is, at best, a cameo.

NOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭

wicked! i was JUST thinking about Run Lola Run

Slumdog Millionaire