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5 hours agoI’d recommend the maroon dye.
mad_asshatter
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“So, what did you do after breakfast…?”
– your spouse.
27·18 hours agoIf the firefighters are sleeping, the city is at peace.
At one of the factories I worked at, the CEO was fond of saying, “If the electricians are sleeping, we’re making tons of money!”
If you were busy, your employer wouldn’t be as profitable. You’re there for those times when your expertise is necessary, but they’re better off when it isn’t.
11·1 day agoThose are WoKe words!
I knew this guy who spent an evening in his local, and whilst unlocking his house door, a moth flew into his ear.
It was alive and the buzzing in his ear was deafening and incessant, and he had no idea how to remove the moth.
He awakened his sleeping wife, who, in her fog, basically told him to ‘fuck off and figure it out’.
Moments later she was awakened again. To the sound of the vacuum cleaner: he was trying to suction it out of his ear.
Not sure if his alcohol-impaired brain was the root cause of this tomfoolery, as he may have done the same thing sober.
Anyway, iirc, they went to the 24hr walk-in, where the simple solution was effected: a drop or two of vegetable oil in the ear canal, moth succumbs…