We are in Idiocracy if it was a psychological horror.

There’s no fun Starbucks handjobs or Costco law school, just fascists sucking each other off while destroying the world.

There’s only one way to solve this, you both need to shoot arrows at each other.

Maybe we don’t want live action versions of all your good movies?

Maybe we want new stories to enjoy?

Maybe, just maybe, you made a bad movie?

Lol, dumbass.

The thing that annoys me about game companies that are against mods is, it will boost your sales, people need your game to run the mods… I’ve started playing games I normally wouldn’t go out of my way to, just because I could mod it, let me fix your game to fit my play style, I know a dragon skinned like Macho Man Randy Savage isn’t true to the story, but it is to my story.

Third? He’s barely in the top 100.

A horse is about 14 horsepower.

Then they get to my house and go " Ohhhh a shitty looking house, that’s what you were hiding"

Nihilism destroyer

Yep, that’s Gen X for sure.

And if that doesn’t work, use a flamethrower. That always gets your point across.

All of those 1950 -1970s Public service announcement things are hilarious, they go so hardcore in their visuals, there’s a British one about not touching electricity transformers or something like along those lines that goes hard.

Do people not know how bingo cards work anymore?

I was saving them for a snack later! This is why we need to label things!

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People have been calling me it all my life.

Heaven: me chilling in my bedroom with all of the dogs I’ve ever owned, who can also talk to me, I have an endless supply of weed, Coca-Cola and the ability to make any of my favourite foods cooked in the way I remember with access to every single piece of entertainment at my fingertips.

Hell: just me being forced to spend eternity listening to my asshole father scream about me not wanting to play sports and how it’s my mum’s fault his life sucks, obviously I’m also being tortured by demons but that’s my layer of personal hell they’d add.

Did Nintendo go back into business with the Yakuza?

Yeah I’m gonna go home and work out how to shut mine up lol.