Can confirm, I nearly burnt down my house twice and the car we were driving in down a busy highway once when I was a kid, now I use Linux.

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Ok, I’ve pulled the Glock and my cock out, now what?

no.

It’s the thought that counts.

Lemmy is my best friend now.

You deserve a blowjob.

That’s kept me floating for years.

We are in Idiocracy if it was a psychological horror.

There’s no fun Starbucks handjobs or Costco law school, just fascists sucking each other off while destroying the world.

There’s only one way to solve this, you both need to shoot arrows at each other.

Maybe we don’t want live action versions of all your good movies?

Maybe we want new stories to enjoy?

Maybe, just maybe, you made a bad movie?

Lol, dumbass.

The thing that annoys me about game companies that are against mods is, it will boost your sales, people need your game to run the mods… I’ve started playing games I normally wouldn’t go out of my way to, just because I could mod it, let me fix your game to fit my play style, I know a dragon skinned like Macho Man Randy Savage isn’t true to the story, but it is to my story.

Third? He’s barely in the top 100.

A horse is about 14 horsepower.

Then they get to my house and go " Ohhhh a shitty looking house, that’s what you were hiding"

Nihilism destroyer

Yep, that’s Gen X for sure.

And if that doesn’t work, use a flamethrower. That always gets your point across.

All of those 1950 -1970s Public service announcement things are hilarious, they go so hardcore in their visuals, there’s a British one about not touching electricity transformers or something like along those lines that goes hard.