This is the start of a mankind-wide Tourette’s situation

Ich bin cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

I had to recheck 5-6 times while reading that this was the guardian and not some sort of mock guardian/onion news site

Doesn’t everyone have many of those things?

This happened to me with cyberpunk

Must be a kernel issue

Strike?

family…trust them to build a car…guys! I found Vin diesels lemmy account!

Nope. In fact, tidal isn’t even available in my country. So I had to select which country to buy from, Argentina used to be cheapest but now they have payment processing issues so Thailand was my next choice. Only had to vpn the first time while making the account.

It’s all AI and ML using predictive models for the most efficient route planning that caters to the maximum possible population with the least carbon footprint…just kidding, it’s a guy in a basement somewhere flicking his boogers at a map and deciding if those spots are good enough for his boogers then they’re bloody well good enough for bus stops

I use Tidal (buy it from a cheap country by vpn) and Apple Music because the wife wants Apple TV so the bump to get the bundle wasn’t much. I prefer Tidal by a long shot, but use Apple Music when I need to play music that I don’t want fucking up my Tidal algorithm.

There’s no such thing as “normal”. Every person, every culture, etc is different - you do you, and be happy. Having said that, from my point of view, these dont seem like exactly strangers, and you’re probably a good person, and it could be their way of saying they want to be a better friend to you.

First step, use a soldering iron and a good quality glue to piece it carefully back together. Make sure the glue dries fully before switching it on again. Then follow the steps others have guided you on.

Pretty sure someone would have already done it. Anything with a screen and some sort of computer behind it is low hanging fruit for doom. It’s shit like running it on a calculator using potatoes that raises the bar!

When I met people in real life who are secretive about what they do/did, I automatically assume one of two things - Secret agent, or the person who rubs the nipples of actresses before shooting a scene so that they poke through their t-shirts.

Thinking about this a bit deeper, and I feel like if someone wasn’t a billionaire at first, invested his savings and took loans and grew a business, and did things right (assuming a benevolent fellow paying fair wages and generally being nice to everyone in his company and community, and not doing hanky panky tax bullshit) to become a billionaire over time, and got his rightful regular returns on his investment - that’s not the bad guy here. But the CEO who demands a stupidly high compensation going into high millions ,without investing capital, and thinks his skills and intelligence is worth him earning that much - that’s the true bad guy.

I’m telling you, it’s that chin beard that gone fucked things up

GTA6 will almost be complete

You’re doing your part!

Twisted metal, vice city, predator

So many great games on the PS2, I think of it as the best console and best gaming period of my life, these 3 are on the top of my mind of that time.

Edit - ofcourse, not a game, but the modchip was the best thing :)