Tetris11 was carrying 40 acid tablets that got destroyed by water. 40. That’s as many as 4 tens, and that’s awful.

This is what happens when you don’t have sex ed

The children yearn for the mines, but many of us lose that sense of wonder as we get older.

Getting married doesn’t have to cost a lot of money, if a couple chooses to spend a lot on their wedding they’re doing it for that sake, but it’s not necessary.

If breathing and eating don’t get separate holes, piss and cum certainly aren’t getting that luxury

“AI, why did you flag this as a potential candidate?”

“beep boop, vengeance takes dedication and long term planning, these are identified as positive traits beep boop”

So now a board with a 7 segment display will cost what, $700 instead of $500?

Because people facing deportation aren’t billionaire campaign donors, so the law doesn’t work for them

But then they’ll just start fucking to that rhythm, everyone knows it’s the best song to fuck to

Due to medical issues, my mother has had several doctor visits the last couple years and part of that was monitoring blood pressure. The only items you listed that was mentioned to her was to have feet flat on the floor and legs not crossed. For everything else, as someone else said, I think it’s more important that you’re consistent, e.g. either keep your arm down or raised every time. Obligatory iana dr., this is not medical advice.

How did they overcome their aversion to the cross as their religious symbol? They learned to always look on the bright side of life.

That’s what makes it fun

Rip and tear!

“The cat only shits enough to fill the pipe up 90%”

“Uh oh, he shouldn’t have had seconds!”

AI system examines webcam footage for signs of cheating during an exam. AI thinks poster behind student is another person in the room that could be helping during a test. AI flags it for teacher to review as possible cheating. Teacher checks footage and sees that AI fucked up (sorta, I mean it did detect the face as trained to do).

Trying to scam an extra brain cell off the kid

e: ope, kept reading and saw someone beat me to basically this joke by about 7 hours

Other than the fact that it’s meant to be read as twenty thirth?