A bj behind the gas station?

Reading all that was a good reminder of why I stopped shaving…

There’s a lot of topics I love to shut down.

“What do you think about --”

I think it doesn’t fuckin matter, when is the cost of living going down?

More like one bad shit and ten different types of delicious snacks…but you’re only looking for something to eat in the toilet.

Just because you get all your media recommendations from ads on social media doesn’t mean good films aren’t released all the damn time.

Media from [era when I was a teenager and had a lot more time to explore different media] is objectively better than the shit they’re making today!

No amount of tariffs will make me interested in watching the stuff that American companies have been putting out since 2020. I’m not even looped into the movie industry enough to care which ones were foreign in the first place.

Like exclusively listening to top40 radio and claiming all modern music is shit

That is the dullest - yet most eloquent - insult I’ve ever heard. Bravo.

I’ve seen hundreds of movies in theaters and can count the bad experiences on one hand

They should have been holding Cow Tools

New Chromium framework for browser extensions that severely limits their functionality. It neuters adlockers.

Crash won 3 awards in 2006 including Best Picture and Best Writing

My guy, there’s another page that says something like

M. Marijuana

S. Smiley face

1. Cross, kinda looks like a 1!

2. Skull, it has 3 holes!

Now whether you think that interpretation is accurate is a different subject but let’s not pretend that the Trump administration thinks that the black text is part of the actual tattoo

I’m VERY bad with languages in general lol. The only one I’ve tried to learn and had success with is ASL

I read this whole thing and while I am no closer to understanding the language (my fault, not yours), I loved every second of it

Liquid Wrench is pretty good.

I only made it about 6 hours at one job, a shift and a half.

I had a job in college digitizing betacam tapes (old BBC/PBS footage, pretty cool!) but it was on and off. During a long lull, I needed cash bad and took the first job that called - Jimmy Johns delivery driver.

First day was fine but I knew I would hate it. Second day I locked my keys in my car.

While I was waiting for my roommate to bring me my spare set, I got a call for a different gig (production assistant on a film). It was only 8 days at $50/day but I quit JJ on the spot. Late 2000s for context on how pitiful that is

There’s a video from 14 years ago I wish I could find again but it was removed for ToS violations (I guess because a kid pukes? I don’t know). It made me really want to start archiving stuff on there

Yeah, it was a minor annoyance but it was a persistent reminder of my hubris lol

I thought screen protectors were useless for me until 2019 when my screen got inexplicably scratched. I must have had a spec of sand in my pocket or something because seemingly out of nowhere I had several thin lines all over.

I’ve had two phones since and both got screen protectors. Those tiny scratches were SO annoying

Sure but with that context, I’d also assume it was sex if I heard a lot of unknown verbs.