TOS communicator

Enterprise D - I like the carpet.

Heath Ledger.

Immolate - I’m not a destroyer, but $20 is $20.

Army Of Darkness

From man touch:
“Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too.”

It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.

Police Academy: sex and voyeur jokes

Mask of Zorro: suicide of brother, head in jar:

Don’t know. Depends on age of kids.

Just wear one of these

“The roman numerals in your password should multiply to 35.” Ah crap.

The Gordian NOT: If he not play by the rules, he’ll rule over Asia.

Difficult. It was dark and he had a stressful day uhm night. So who counts a dump here and there.

That face could mean yes and no. Classic Michael Keaton.

Remarkably with closed eyes. That requires a lot of routine.

There are two types of grandmas:

♪♪ Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear… ♪♪

Sunflower from Concer: Bad Fur Day

But they still don’t think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:

A software tester walks into a bar.

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

“qwertyuiop” beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

The elephant:
Safari tourist ☑