I’m not sure how that would even happen. Beyond the legal ramifications and assorted governance questions (does the new City/State get new driver’s licenses? Are their taxes the same?) You’d have the basic question of who’s losing the money. Which, as we know from every historical event ever that’s the main thing.

I suppose if there was an extinction event and there were enough people in the US to consider changing borders they might could do that without any of the usual questions needing to be answered.

There’s a trend where larger metropolitan areas vote to establish a new city within the city they were a part of, and basically it means funneling tax money from the residents there to different police departments and different city councils, and even that’s a many-years-long effort that ends up not changing too much.

Mmmmm you’ll have to give us a little more than that.

Sure. Why the fuck not.

That will give our pinheaded non-voting trolls a whole other country to be priggish twats in for a few months anyway.

I mean - how far away from Matt Gaetz is the guy? Criminally? Not that far. And he’s going to be Governor next, so clearly it’s time for the All-Rapist party to be ascendant.

They actively brought about political disaster through idiotic, self-absorbed assholery and they will be licking it up for four long fucking years.

Pepperotti

Give them your treat money.

Actually, nevermind, just give them treats.

Sort of. Yes we will, but the answer will invariably be a paradox of sorts.

The good news is, you don’t have to do anything special and everyone gets to find out.

Towels be with us.