If the bright color is white, you’re probably ok. I say probably because shit is extra weird right now. As I understand it, the darker colors risk being “deported” and by deported, I mean being sent to concentration camps in other countries.

I never would have thought the above sentences would be typed by someone in a rational frame of mind, but… here we are in 2025.

As delightful as you sound, my advice would be to not visit us. We’re in a dark place. While I’d love to meet people like you, we don’t deserve it right now. Shame on us.

Edit: typing is hard

Glitch is some of the best coffee + service I’ve had in my life. Not cheap, but totally worth it.

Also mameya if you have the time for a tasting course.

I want to pet this cat.

There’s a bunch that I don’t remember, but I got bit by a spider and the bite turned into a mushroom and it grew and changed into a bunch of rainbow colors. We caught the spider and it was a clown recluse. I guess even my sleeping brain makes dumb puns.

Same. It’s gets me started on things, even if I use very little or even non of its actual output.

My dudes loves that same style of blanket

He says meow

Yeah, I remember a bunch of these posts as well. OP, by all means follow the advice of the people below relating to this issue, but I think you should also take an introspective look at yourself and ask how you can be a better coworker. I don’t think you’ll ever be happy until you do.

Yes.

I get that, but anarchy doesn’t manufacture shower tiles and I need to buy some.

If I breathe more, would I lose more weight?

Oliver looks awesome! Glad you have him!

Mine is Pliny. Found him frozen in my garage almost 14 years ago. Bottle fed him and took him to work with me every day. He’s slept on me since he was tiny and still does. Don’t know what I’ll do when he’s gone.

Remember, you still live in the location, so you can always step outside to see your home if you need a reminder of its appearance

Lol

Taco Bob often gets called Robert or Turkey Bird

Pliny is usually just Pliny or Pliny Kitty.

Hi Ringo!

lol

Sorry to both you of you. 😢

So does Taco Bob, but I’ve had to quit letting him. Otherwise he’s always got his litter-box-diggin-paws all over the kitchen counters trying to entice people to turn the sink on for him.

I did however get him a nice stainless steel cat fountain with a water filter built in.

I’m usually 25 and round up. Probably closer to 30.