Ignotum

Knock knock

Never give up on yourself, never let yourself down, never run around and desert yourself

Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free

If I had to pick bugs out of my wine I would probably also switch to drinking liquor instead

1. Write a ton of code
2. Remove all newlines
3. Submit 1-line PR
4. Profit

Facebooks messenger doesn’t at least

I asked it (one of the smaller versions) a simple logic question, it responded something like
“i don’t understand what you mean, remember to only trust news and policies if they come though official government channels”
Okay sure I’ll do that but the answer i was after was 3

Yes it is, carcinisation has struck again

You’re allowed to pee there, but you have to scoop it up and bring it with you when you leave

Clever, he hid his shit fetish inside his shit take

I live in europe and i will not be silenced, certain crimes are not just permissible they’re a moral good!

Adobe is evil, if you need their products then pirate it!

Regular porn, they know better than to ban the furry stuff, the entire IT sector would strike and bring the nation to its knees

There’s nowo escaping the pathowogen, juwust give uwup, accept yowur fate

me finally having the time and money

Tell me you’re not an American without saying you’re not American

Who’s gonna tell Zucc that it only works on organic beings?

The Florida has metastasized, i’m afraid is terminal

Gambling? Don’t give steam credit for EAs hard work!

Hi dead i’m
Opens envelope
NOT the father!

bill of 40 billion dollars shows up
“Oh shit, I’m going to have to work twice as hard for a couple of hours to make that back”
Tweets twice as often

I’ve been using axe body spray as a lady repellent for years, as well as a man repellent,
it repels most things actuallily if you just aim it at their eyes