This ikea sucks.

Check out Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine.

I saw that movie.

Some delivery people are lazy. Especially with packages, some won’t even ring the bell!

For DoorDash, I try to make sure I track them on the app and am at my door to meet them when they get here.

Yeah this is lemmyshirtpost.

In case they leave a person on your doorstep?

Anyway, that’s two we’ve identified now…

I have a similar setup. I’m fortunate enough to have a garage though. So I can easily go around if I need to.

You could also try propping your screen door open when waiting for a food delivery. I would do this with mine but then it blocks the doorbell. I got a little mini folding wooden table I can leave out, and put a sign indicating to leave the food there. (I also don’t like my food bags touching the ground because I’m a germaphobe. Though I’m sure their filthy DoorDash cars are dirtier than my door mat.)

I configure my phone to automatically follow the links from scammer texts.

Other than a package what else should it expect to be left at your door?

“Bag of shit” detected?

This happens to other people too? I thought it was because I drink too much and eat unhealthy garbage.

Now I want to try one.

Is he drinking a bottle of taco sauce?

Was wondering why they were using a 12 year old live CD. Then I realized the post itself was 12 years old.

I like my Live CDs like I like my scotch.

Sure Reagan’s an asshole. But do we really think the corporations wouldn’t have figured this out regardless?

This is not hard rock.

That’s more to the point.

Was gonna say maybe they did it on purpose expecting you to dump it all back into the vending machine (which probably way overcharged) but yeah $20 for 5 seems a bit high for that.

WHAT DID U CALL MY MOM??

Don’t even get me started on those filthy numismatists.

The radical stamp collectors don’t seem to be stirring up any trouble.