Mayor Poopington

Must have been wild when they could finally open all those 80 year old cans!

I miss Pussers, that shit got super hard to find post-covid.

Bruh.

Everyone knows that was Jim Davis

Proof is 2x ABV. 95.5 would be 47.75% alcohol. Rum is typically not that high but super easy to find whiskey in that range

I still sail the high seas and the whiskey hasnt killed me

When you factor in weight, that’s not too far off from where people start dying

Executor class star dreadnought

It’s says “water” on the ingredients. The label wouldntylie to us.

Do you have a recipe? Not all of us are gourmet shefs here

[Insert horrifically racist statement here] 😂😂😂😂

Was your cat sneaking through Pripyat to assassinate someone?

Yes, Inquisitor. This one right here

Blurple

Good news! It’s a suppository!

You haven’t said what your cat was prescribed, so I can only assume it was hammers. Now, I am not a vet but I can say you should never ever give your cat hammers. Even only 200mg.

So it’s his fault for creating foot fetishists and the reason I had to fire someone when they kept asking other employees for feet pics.

We all can see his smile in the picture

Flow

I believe it’s on HBO

I love that movie!