Thursday, I don’t care about you

Good point, I didn’t catch that

Shiloh all the way.

My husband says pobcorn just to fuck with me, I hate it so bad but I can’t help laughing

Is he orange?

Dude you’re 20 and married‽ Why didn’t you lead with that??

Nice balanced answer. Also curious, what’s your opinion on tan suits?

Mustard on a burger. Acceptable?

Awww I love little Bitty!

Oh wow, complete opposite here - I thought Prometheus was hot garbage.

“Hey everybody, let’s just remove our helmets in this totally unvetted environment, we’re all scientists but trust me, this is supes safe!”

“Aw look at the little alien snake, so cute, better get real close!”

“I’m clearly showing symptoms of exposure to some alien pathogen, but let’s just hide it from the entire crew, including my girlfriend, who I will be fucking.”

“Oh, a huge ring is rolling toward me and I’m gonna get crushed, better keep running in a straight line!”

I mean, come on.

I’d need like twelve more laptops for that

Listen… that cow with lilac spots and a flower on her head is too adorable not to see every day. Please put her somewhere so she can be loved. (You can use a loop of scotch tape if you really can’t commit to sticking her somewhere permanently!)