Idk about you but I oscillate between feeling like God’s vice-regent on earth to feeling like an earthworm stranded on the sidewalk once the rain has stopped.

But when you’re in one state, it’s hard to remember what it felt like to be in the other one, even if it wasn’t that long ago…

Unfortunately, I don’t recon giving the universe empress a new name could stop it…

Oh, you just made me understand the joke. I thought the he thought he was gonna put the condom on the shiver and use it as a dildo, but makes more sense this way.

Try early January

Oh right, that explains the segmented horns and the face looking fluffy, I should’ve thought of that…

Cute! Is it a giraffe?

Once a relative was prescribed antidepressants but decided not to get them because they figured they’d rather cope in their own way than use a potentially addictive psychoactive substance to mask their symptoms without fixing the main cause. It made perfect sense until it turned out “their own way” involved frequently drinking alcohol.

Memes/