You got it slidely wrong. They secretly rule the world but not because they are lizards, that would be absurd, but because they are the only ones who have time to do so because they don’t think about sex all the time.
So you offer the newer, better treatments for free, right? Right???
Did someone say Stör?
Boy, I remember how desperate all of Germany was when kino.to went down. It took at least a week until everyone found an alternative!
There are communities for that, I’m sure, but this one is for shitposting