Sol helps those who help themselves

John Crichton?

Typo, but maybe a freudian one? Probably not

This is significantly more wholesome than most other “mom and sad have to tell you you are adopted” stories

“The Left is divided but you’re not part of it”

“I wish I listened to my mother!”
“Why? What did she say?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

But not in minecraft but in real life

That happens when you don’t learn your English vocabularies. Take me for an example: I learned English at school. Wasn’t always easy, still have a strong accent but I certainly never ever was stabbed in the back. To be clear: I’m not saying there is a causation at play, but neither can I deny the correlation

True, it’s still the world language so…

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It’s on the head of the person who stole the meme

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Thanks! I like being correct

Isn’t he like legit an alien? I vaguely remember watching a movie about his origin story as a kid in cinema so I could be wrong

I mean it’s so wild, no one would make it up

I love the family photo. What happened to the child?

Lemmy and mastodon are not really connected, I don’t know about the others. I would focus on one protocol (is that the right term here?) and show different instances. I’m not on lemmy to follow mastodon users, it’s a very different concept

Is his first name John or Join?

Not really. His doctor told him to eat less meat, he never stopped completely